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Famous Chocolate Quotes

Monday, May 24th, 2010

Paris Chocolate sign

   I thought I would do something fun for a change.  Here’s one dozen famous chocolate quotes:

#1 - “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.” – Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks) 

#2 - “I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.”  – Deanna Troi (Marina Sirtis) in Star Trek: The Next Generation

#3 - “All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” — Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

#4 - “Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.”
Catherine Aitken

#5 - “There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.”
Linda Grayson

#6 -”Exercise is a dirty word…every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
Author Unknown

#7 - “Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power. it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.”
Baron Justus von Liebig

#8 - Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
Anonymous

#9 - After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.
Mel Gibson

#10 - “Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso.” (Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick.” — Spanish proverb

#11 - “The taste of chocolate is a sensual pleasure in itself, existing in the same world as sex.  For myself, I can enjoy the wicked pleasure of chocolate entirely by myself.  Furtiveness makes it better.” –Dr. Ruth Westheimer

#12 - “A day without chocolate is like a day without sunshine.” – Choco Mama, blog author

 

 

Something Epic - Sarah Lewis receives ESP fudge

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Sarah Lewis fudge photoClick on this link to see a funny story about the day Sarah Lewis received fudge:

http://www.somethingepic.com/happiness-delivered/